Every morning, Keith has a cup of coffee. Or, two. Sometimes three. Never more than three, except when he has four, or five, or possibly six. But that’s the limit, well, most of the time.
Or, for the little woman ( or, heck, for the mistress ), you might get a Keith Explains! thong. They’re quite rare. Probably for a good reason.
If you’ve got an alcoholic friend:
If you’re a nerd, or in love with a nerd:
This isn’t technically Keith Explains merchandise, but it’s a something the geeks love:
“You can fix anything with enough gotos” t-shirt
All profits from the sale of Keith Explains! merchandise go somewhere, but I certainly don’t get any of them.
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