It's the Keith Explains! show

“Places in Nebraska”, #801

keith — Tue, 13 Sep 2011 09:00:46 +0000

Keith explains his biennial visit to Nebraska for the holidays, and the merriment and misery said trip causes, and about how movies mislead folks about what programmer’s actually do, and pimps his inclusion on the list of people rich enough to buy stuff from “The Wealth Collection”

Doesn’t someone in your life deserve one of these?

admin — Fri, 11 Feb 2011 17:15:54 +0000

Every morning, Keith has a cup of coffee. Or, two. Sometimes three. Never more than three, except when he has four, or five, or possibly six. But that’s the limit, well, most of the time.

Keith Explains! Coffee Mug

Lately, instead of using the regular sized cup, he uses the big one. Because that way he gets more coffee in each cup. Or three.

Keith Explains! Big Coffee mug

Or, for the little woman ( or, heck, for the mistress ), you might get a Keith Explains! thong. They’re quite rare. Probably for a good reason.

Keith Explains! Thong

If you’ve got an alcoholic friend:

Keith Explains! Beer Stein

If you’re a nerd, or in love with a nerd:

Keith Explains! Mousepad

This isn’t technically Keith Explains merchandise, but it’s a something the geeks love:

“You can fix anything with enough gotos” t-shirt

All profits from the sale of Keith Explains! merchandise go somewhere, but I certainly don’t get any of them.

“Piles of Cash”, #712

keith — Thu, 02 Dec 2010 16:07:22 +0000

Keith talks about the various schemes, mostly failed, that he’s employed over time to attempt to rake in huge piles of cash.

“Dreams”, #710

keith — Thu, 07 Oct 2010 16:06:17 +0000

Keith explains some weird dreams he’s had lately, his Halloween buying habits, television news viewing habits, and talks about why he seems to be on television a lot lately.

“Jaded in Silicon Valley.” #708

admin — Thu, 05 Aug 2010 09:50:38 +0000

Keith explains the wonders that abound in his life and his “oh, whatever” attitude to these amazements. And other stuff.

“John’s Vacation” #610

admin — Fri, 11 Jun 2010 02:16:55 +0000

Keith explains his friend John’s recent vacation, his own trips to the Lake Tahoe region, driving long distances, and bears.

“Narcissism and Maker’s Faire”, #706

keith — Thu, 03 Jun 2010 16:14:14 +0000

Keith explains, as everyone probably knows, that he’s terribly self-centered, and he goes to Maker’s Faire. Inexplicity filmed in black and white, so it looks all artsy.

“Tour de Cure” #705

admin — Fri, 07 May 2010 05:44:40 +0000

Keith explains biking in the Tour de Cure, the Deep Horizon oil spill, and shows off his nifty new iPad.

“Hard to Explains” #704

admin — Thu, 01 Apr 2010 07:59:51 +0000

Keith explains a number of topics yet a coherent theme for the show is elusive. You’ll just have to decide what it’s all about.

“Cinequest 2010″ #703

admin — Thu, 04 Mar 2010 19:56:24 +0000

Keith explains attending Cinequest, the film festival in San Jose, and talks about attending different and interesting showings of various movies, and some other stuff.